The View From My New Apartment
It’s glorious. It’s spectacular. It’s splendiferous. It’s an awe inspiring vista of majesty that will make even the most heartless, black-souled atheist like myself question the idea that anything...
View ArticleMemorial Day’s Coming, So Bear With Me…
…Because this one may get a little heavy. If you’re reading this, it’s a good chance you already know me personally. Or, at the very least, you know Eric or another member of our staff, however...
View ArticleYankee Doodle? Dandy!
I’m not sure what you’re all expecting me to write today. Seeing as it’s a rather significant holiday (Woohoo! Four-day weekend!) centered around a topic that I have repeatedly declared to be awesome...
View ArticleMy Adventure Down Undah: A Photo Diary
Ok, so apparently Eric wanted me to post on his normal day (yesterday) and thought that I would notice his hinting towards that in his brief contribution, despite the fact that I spent twenty hours of...
View ArticleIntro To The Conversational Arts: Say Something, Bitch!
“The art of conversation is dead” is a phrase you tend to read/hear a lot if you enjoy op-eds in the paper (so old people) or hang out with the sort of insufferable human beings who order red wine with...
View ArticleUndah Da Sea (Also, Happy Belated Veterans Day!)
It’s been a good goddamn week so far. Very good, if I do say so myself. And I do. Even if I did have to work on Veteran’s Day. Because my place of employment hates freedom, I assume. Oh sure, I got all...
View ArticleExcerpt From Snakes in the Grass, Cobras in the Trees: A Joe’s Story
In honor of the 50th anniversary of our beloved GI Joe, I’m proud to present here a chapter from the memoirs of one of their very best: Gunnery Sergeant Ettienne “Gung-Ho” LaFitte. Chapter 17:...
View ArticleHappy Thoughts
I need some cheering up. I came off an awesome weekend in my beloved Las Vegas celebrating the impending doom of former-ish staff member P. D. Montgomery’s bachelorhood basking in the bro-tastic...
View ArticleBite Me
I didn’t get a chance to write anything today. I had stuff to do. And I took a long nap. Laundry. Packing for vacation. Re-watching episodes of The League. Quasi-staff member My Dad had a table reading...
View ArticleTake a Haiku
Bye Prince Oberyn/You were a super cool dude/Until you got squished. At least they’re buddies now. Funny mustaches/Ruined by fucking hipsters/Also Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hit “Rematch” button/In Words With...
View ArticleWhat it’s Like Vol. 3: The Dragon Reborn
Ahoy, chum! Cap’n Chris be out at sea makin’ ready to swash and/or buckle against scurvy dogs and freedom haters. So he asked me to be his first mate fer the day and pass on more o’ his wacky words o’...
View ArticleMy Life Is Better Than Yours
Oh, what’s that? You take exception to the statement I’m making with the title of the weekly post on the hilarious and beloved blog that I co-run with one of my dearest and swarthiest chums? Well, what...
View ArticleWhat it’s Like Vol. 9 – Deployed!
Avast! Good news, me hearties: I have received an update from the currently deployed Cap’n Chris via raven while I was gazing mournfully at the sea from my widow’s walk. Photos and silly captions...
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